I would add a link to the article if I could find it again, but I can't. When I Googled* "9 Tips to Look Slimmer...", I got 90 zillion helpful cues on how to look skinny. In a bathing suit. In pictures. Naked. In a dress. For a date. During the holidays. At work. While vacationing.
It's so easy, too! Please don't worry about diet and exercise...it's all so much less complicated than that. Really. It's as simple as throwing your hair in a ponytail.
All you have to do is jut out your chin, open your eyes really wide, roll your shoulders back, but forward (yep, you heard me), stand up straight, wear heels, wear a solid color, and put your hair in a ponytail. Yes, girls. A ponytail. The key to looking thinner is all wrapped up in a hair-tie.
Here are my results...obviously, I look natural and thin in the photo. Not weird at all. There is no way I'm about to kill someone's kittens.
* I didn't actually "Google" it. Seth switched our search engine to something called "DuckDuckGo", which he says doesn't track us the way Google searches do. I think he's full of shit.
