Squirrel Stand Off

I spend the majority of my time hanging out with a toddler. So when really funny stuff happens, or when I make up really funny stuff, sometimes I wonder if Lakeland really gets me, or if my humor is mostly lost on her.

For instance...the other day I walked outside and there were two squirrels on opposites sides of my street. They were facing each other. On their hind legs. And I was all (in a snarky and out loud voice) "What? Squirrel standoff!?! What is it, guys, what's the problem? Money? Drugs? Women? Think it over!"

The squirrels were unimpressed. As was Lakeland. Yet, I chuckled to myself the rest of the afternoon. "Squirrel standoff", I kept thinking...that's funny. I don't care who you are.