Seth (spotting the stick people family bumper sticker on a minivan ahead of us): Can we agree to never get those stick people bumper stickers on our car?
Erin: No, I am not agreeing to that. I'm not saying we should, but I think they're kinda cute.
Seth (as we are getting closer to the minivan with stick people plastered on the rear window): What's up with that kid in the middle? I think he has a boner.
Erin (speeding up to get a better look): No way. No way! That kid totally has a boner!
Seth: That. Is. Awesome.
Erin: A boner!
Seth: (from his new vantage point, now 2 feet from the bumper of the boner car): Nope, it's tree. He's doing yoga.
Word to the wise. Do not make your teenage stick figure bumper sticker boy do yoga. From afar, it looks like he's pitching a tent.
Boner Boy |
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